October 2011
2 posts
August 2011
1 post
re: the first time i stepped on our cat's paw
me: then later on when mom was leaving she was like "where did izzy go? oh, i hope she's ok" and larry went on like, a three for three joke spree
me: he goes "oh, i'm sure she's probably just dead."
Angelina: i'm laughing so hard i just opened my computers system properties to calm me down
me: then he goes "she's probably just resetting the bone."
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
May 2011
1 post
February 2011
7 posts
Robert Reich: The Republican Shakedown →
robertreich:
You can’t fight something with nothing. But as long as Democrats refuse to talk about the almost unprecedented buildup of income, wealth, and power at the top – and the refusal of the super-rich to pay their fair share of the nation’s bills – Republicans will convince people it’s all about…
There is a squirrel in our house
This morning I laid in bed listening to him eat pumpkin bread off the counter…his little claws scratching the parchment paper.
When it was time to get ready for work, I stood at the bedroom door and yelled, “I’m coming OUUUUT!!!” and stomped my way into the bathroom.
Normal life when you have a squirrel roommate.
Allen called to report that he “left the window...
in which i am a condescending tool to my bff
me: larry sent me my favorite kind of text awhile ago
i will forward to you
via gmail
it will brighten your life
[HERE I SEND A CELL PHONE PHOTO OF A DOG IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT OF A VAN. IMAGINE IT]
Angelina: hagad for REAL?????
me: asd;lkj well
i don't think a dog was actually driving, no
normally i find that when it looks like a dog is driving, either
a. the car is parked
or b. the dog is sitting in its owner's lap as the owner drives
so i'm betting either a or b
BUT STILL I LOVE THE ILLUSION!!
plus that dog looks like he has mad errands to run
Angelina: i mean, linds, i knew a dog was not driving
****This will never not be funny to me (i HOPE)
December 2010
2 posts
“Nancy was found dead one night with Sid’s knife in her stomach. But whether Sid...”
– My ChaCha guide skipped the “appropriate tone” section on training day. (via ljm)
hagaaaaaaad.
November 2010
2 posts
“I’m obsessed with Marc [Jacobs] in Skirts. And I want to see more men in...”
– Tavi’s Decade in Review
“Why are you wearing that?? That skirt is for MEN”
October 2010
2 posts
August 2010
2 posts
July 2010
2 posts
“I’d spent my whole life waiting to awake on an ordinary morning in the town that...”
– Michael Chabo (Wonder Boys)
“In spite of ourselves
We’ll end up a’sittin’ on a rainbow...”
– John Prine
I don’t know much about the dude, but i know my love for him is real. Apparently he recently was on This American Life? And I’m going to get the podcast and listen to it tomorrow morning after I sleep in on Mental Health Days 2010 part 2?? Yes. I am.
June 2010
1 post
May 2010
3 posts
The Gulf Spill would be so much easier for BP in... →
filigree:
Mostly because over the past week, Exxon has leaked 100,000 barrels of oil (more than BP has, an est 94k) in the Niger Delta and no one has really given a shit.
“If this (the BP spill) were in the Niger Delta, no one would be batting an eyelid,” says Holly Pattenden, African oil analyst at consultants Business Monitor International. “They have these kind of oil spills in Nigeria all...
Byrd Tracy's progressive views on gender roles
I edited it down a bit, but you get the gist:
“We don’t like to go out shoppin’, We don’t care what’s on sale. We just want to sit with a bag full of chips, Watchin’ the NFL. When you come over at half-time, An’ say: “Does this dress fit too tight?” We just look you in the eye with a big fat lie, An say:”Uh, uh: Looks just right.”...
February 2010
1 post
Kickstarter - Greek/American Bacchae Project: a... →
My sister, Liz Davito, is going to Greece in April. Help a sister out!
October 2009
12 posts
“Although I’ve gotta say, when I hear critics talk about out of control spending...”
– President Obama at a Townhall Meeting in Raleigh, North Carolina (via Obama Finds His Inner Partisan - TaylorMarsh.com) (via apsies) (via soupsoup)
TEEEHHHEEEEE!
(via mustanghalle)
Courtney edits my resume...
Original job description on resume: Assisted in obtaining free medication for uninsured patients.
Courtney's response: Sounds weird – it sounds like you stole meds for poor people. Maybe something like “Aided uninsured patients with obtaining medication and treatment”
HA.
aha moment: voting →
Natalie! Just a long time friend rocking the AHA moment.
www.classactinteractive.com/
yeah, pelosi!
pterodactyls:
abbyjean:
via think progress, Earlier this week, the National Republican Congressional Committee (NRCC) put out a press release criticizing House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s (D-CA) comments on Afghanistan, saying that Gen. Stanley McChrystal should “put her in her place.” Today, Pelosi responded during her weekly briefing:
It’s really sad that they really don’t understand how...
Bonfires 101 →
In an attempt to get some recipe ideas for my awesome bonfire tonight (that isn’t actually happening), i stumbled upon this informative site.
Note the first response by bonfire aficionado kitty143cat: “Knives and forks may be easily lost in the dark, or even worse, left behind as litter.”
Namine1701 also notes: “You could get the blair witch project and tell your friends...
cat wakes up
laureola:
holy smokes…stop the madness!
September 2009
14 posts
Yoga always wins.
me: yoga or drinks after work?
Lindsey: yoga, then booze
me: i just want to booze....but i'll be mad at myself if i do that
Lindsey: yoga will make you feel gooooood
yoga loves you
booze pretends to like you but it talks about you behind your back
me: a;oiuhgojeo;ij
ITS SO TRUE
Lindsey: believe it!!
also you already paid for your yoga
me: free yoga!
Lindsey: totally
WTF GChat? What do you think they pay me to... →
scary →
Domestic violence a PRE EXISTING FUCKING... →
Dear women of DC, Idaho, Mississippi, North Carolina, North Dakota, Oklahoma, South Carolina, South Dakota, and Wyoming:
As a result of SOMEONE ELSE’S mistreatment of you, YOU may be denied health insurance. WTF? I will fight for you. I’ll write my damn letter to my damn senator…..it just shows, yet again, how FUCKED UP our current health care system is. And i know that...