I’m obsessed with Marc [Jacobs] in Skirts. And I want to see more men in skirts, like a kind of revolution. I think it should be led by the new Nightmare Before Christmas-esque Comme ones. And I hope the revolution grows until the two favorite brands of mine then collaborate on some man-skirts, which I’ll wear so that I can hear people say the words, ‘Why are you wearing that? That skirt is for men!’ Then the Old Spice guy can crawl back into his manly shower and every beer company will have to find a new way to gender-stereotype in their commercials, and then Marc and Rei and I will be all, ‘We did it!’ and perform a rendition of ‘Men in Tights: Skirts Edition.’