In an attempt to get some recipe ideas for my awesome bonfire tonight (that isn’t actually happening), i stumbled upon this informative site.

Note the first response by bonfire aficionado kitty143cat: “Knives and forks may be easily lost in the dark, or even worse, left behind as litter.”

Namine1701 also notes: “You could get the blair witch project and tell your friends it was a real documentary.” NAMINE!  THE KEY TO MY PARTY’S SUCCESS!