ljm:

tesslynch:

haiku for james

I.

i don’t care: gay, straight

or with a human tail that

would disrupt beer cans.

II.

i am a bear head.

i am the pineapple train.

i objectify.

III.

c an i creep you out?

i can freak you, i will creep

in haiku only.

IV.

i got a man, so

 we could be really close friends

i’d lend you a smoke.

V.

feminism says:

he’s a real person, with dreams!

shut up, liberty.